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Back from BCN 2 years ago...mas o menos.No lo se.   ...Esta es la playa...digital camera in manual mode... HO visto l’amore negli occhi...  venerdì 8 febbraio 2008 - ore 20:59 My new work....  Se vostro padre ha una grossa azienda e volete un impianto fotovoltaico contattatemi  col leasing non si spende niente! LEGGI I COMMENTI (2) - PERMALINK mercoledì 6 febbraio 2008 - ore 12:02 ahahah! Rido perche ho scoperto che come me altri 1000cretini si sono dimenticati di fare l’ISEE e quindi hanno ricevuto da pagare 2 tasse da 755€....che in effetti potrebbero rompere i coglioni. Soluzione: - Si perdono 2 ore per andare alla UIL a farsi fare l’ISEE; - Si va all’ufficio tasse e contributi in via portello, si scopre che non si è gli unici cretini e si fa un ora di coda; - Si prende il modulo per pagare la mora di 100€ perche non si è presentato l’ISEE entro il 30/11/2007. - Si va alla banca Antonveneta in via Belzoni a pagare la mora; - Si scopre che i cretini sono tutti in banca a pagare la mora e si fa la coda anche li; PS per chi non lo sapesse LA MORA non è una delle 2 veline...tanto per chiarire - Si fa la coda per mettere dentro alla cassetta porta oggetti I FOTTUTISSIMI EVENTUALI OGGETTI METALLICI se no non ti fanno entrare; - Si paga la mora alla cassiera depressa che solo perche mi ha visto in camicia voleva aprirmi un conto... - Si torna all’ufficio tasse e contributi e si ritrovano i cretini di prima di nuovo in coda, ma con la ricevuta dei 100€ in mano. - Si consegna l’ISEE e si scopre che in realta invece che 755 devo pagare 632€ la cui differenza per entrambe le rate è 123*2=246€ a cui bisogna togliere 100€ di mora (costa sta velina..magari la bionda era piu economica )- Si scopre che si è risparmiato 146€ e si è perso una mattina. Conclusione: Se uno fa un lavoro che che prende piu di 146€ in un giorno non gli conviene  Pensiero positivo: E’ una bella giornata, si è respirato un po di aria si è preso un po di sole e si è fatta una bella passeggiata, oltre ad aver socializzato con gente incazzata. WOW La morale è sempre quella: Chi no ga testa ga gambe....  LEGGI I COMMENTI (2) - PERMALINK giovedì 17 gennaio 2008 - ore 19:34 ma cavoli... Ma io mi chiedo...puo uno al secondo giorno di lavoro: - Decidere i contratti business xke i numeri vecchi li hanno staccati xke non avete pagato le bollette e sono l’unico che ne capisce qualcosa. - Decidere che bisogna comprare un simulatore per linee SHDSL perche se no non si può fare la riparazione - Decidere la sinergia tra quello che devo fare io e quello che fanno gli altri = fai anche un pezzo del lavoro degli altri. - Decidere di fare un intervento sul ponte radio di sabato assieme ad un altro ingegnere...lui pagato profumatamente...io gratis. E sono l’unico ancora che non ha firmato il contratto...della serie...se non ci fossi io...cmq...vedremo....magari esplodo a breve. COMMENTA (0 commenti presenti) - PERMALINK venerdì 11 gennaio 2008 - ore 15:06 Chi vuole ridere RIDA, chi vuole piangere pianga:  Postilla: Nessuno lo sa ma nel registro di può registrare anche un voto inferiore a 18, piu precisamente ci sono le caselline a 12 e 15. Con un voto inferiore al 18 NON ci si può laureare, si deve RIFARE l’esame ma il 15 o il 12 FA MEDIA PER FORZA. Bello no? Forse adesso ridete un po meno. Io certamente. See you. Mk LEGGI I COMMENTI (7) - PERMALINK sabato 15 dicembre 2007 - ore 12:59 questo BLOG è stato visitato 5555 volte) ULTIMI 10 VISITATORI: ospite, ospite, all star, Aurelia, babytata88, edel, ospite, ciona, micia86, ospite 5555 bestemmie! LEGGI I COMMENTI (1) - PERMALINK venerdì 23 novembre 2007 - ore 20:31 Un giorno dovro scrivere una relazione tecnica sui castelli di carta...che non sono quello che sapete voi...ma penso lo sappia solo Seba...ma ci può arrivare Cavour per risapute doti tecniche nel sapersi adattare ad ogni situazione  LEGGI I COMMENTI (1) - PERMALINK giovedì 1 novembre 2007 - ore 11:36  Hai meno di 3 euro nel cel e sei impanicato perche ti si riattiva l’infinity sms? ti sei rotto di spendere un patrimonio dal tabacchino? HO LA SOLUZIONE PER TE! RICARICA VODAFONE DA 8 EURO, immediata a soli 5 euro. Oppure 16 euro di credito a 10 euro. Contact: sms @ 3407817018 o speedy Non fate i timidi..che convien! Guardate che non è illegale..è un servizio che offre la vodafone!  LEGGI I COMMENTI (4) - PERMALINK sabato 27 ottobre 2007 - ore 10:04 mmmm Prima o poi dovrò fare un post sui castelli di carta...ma penso che solo Seba sappia cosa vuol dire... COMMENTA (0 commenti presenti) - PERMALINK giovedì 27 settembre 2007 - ore 10:03 Nell’antica Inghilterra la gente non poteva fare sesso senza tener conto del consenso del Re. Quando la gente voleva un figlio doveva chiedere permesso al re, il quale consegnava una targhetta che dovevano appendere fuori dalla porta mentre avevano rapporti. La targhetta diceva “Fornication Under Consent of the King”, abbreviato F.U.C.K. EBBENE SI E’ UNA LEGGENDA METROPOLITANA...E QUESTA E’ LA SPIEGAZIONE! What the Fuck? Claim: The word ’fuck’ derives from an acronymic phrase, either ’For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge’ or ’Fornication Under Consent of the King.’ Status: False. Examples: [Collected on the Internet, 1999] The Genesis Did you know? . . . In ancient England single people could not have sex unless they had consent of the king. When people wanted to have a baby, they had to get the consent of the king, and the king gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had F. U. C. K. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it. Hence that’s where the word Fuck came from. Now, aren’t you glad you learned something new today? [Collected on the Internet, 1997] In Christianized Anglo-Saxon Britain, invading kings would require that their troops would rape the women in a common demoralization procedure. Because fornication was against religious law, the rapists needed special religious permission, from the king. [Collected on the Internet, 1995] Have been informed by lawyer friend that acronym stands for "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge," a legal offense of a few centuries back regarding out-of-wedlock, underage, etc. coupling. [Collected on the Internet, 1995] The dirty copulatory word back in days of yore was "swive". Supposedly "swive" was excised from texts by the Censors and replaced with the inscription "For Unlawful Carnal (or Cardinal?) Knowledge" — or at least its initials. At least this is what I learned in college — or was it the streets? [Collected on the Internet, 1995] The explanation I heard as a kid was that it stood for: For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge. It was said that this was a British Army charge used when soldiers were caught shagging without permission (I was never sure if it was shagging women or each other). They would be tried and sentenced, hence you’re FUCKed now etc . . . [Collected on the Internet, 1995] I thought it stood for what adulterers had written above them in the stocks: For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge, that being their crime. Variations: The ’acronym’ is variously rendered as: * Fornication Under Consent of the King * Fornication Under Charles the King * Fornication Under Crown of the King * Fornication under Christ, King * Forbidden Under Charter of the King (a sign posted on brothels closed by the Crown) * For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge * Forced Unlawful Carnal Knowledge * File Under Carnal Knowledge (how Scotland Yard marked rape files) Origins: Though a few common English words have grown out of acronyms (words created by taking the first letter(s) of major words in a phrase), ’fuck’ isn’t one of them. With precious few exceptions, words of acronymic origin date from the 20th century and no earlier. It’s almost guaranteed, therefore, any word from before the time of automobiles did not spring to life from a series of initials becoming so common that folks began pronouncing it as its own word. The acronymic explanation of the origin of ’fuck’ takes one of two paths: Fornication Under Consent of the King or For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge. Dealing with the first of these, though it’s pleasing to think couples looking to procreate in those Dark Old Days had to first obtain the sovereign’s persmission and then post a notice of what they were up to so all the neighbors could enjoy a good snicker, a moment’s thought should set that one to rest. Were the king responsible for handing out such permissions, he wouldn’t have time to do anything else (or even to keep up with that one task). Likewise, though there have been times when conquering forces have engaged in rape, it wasn’t by royal fiat at the behest of a king looking to further dispirit the conquered. One last nail in the coffin of the ’fornication under consent of the king’ origin comes from the word ’fornication’ itself. Though many reasonably conclude fornication is the old-time word for having sex, the term specifically excludes the physical union of man and wife. One can fornicate premaritally or extramaritally, but not intramaritally. In light of this, any claim wedded couples trying to entice the stork down their chimney were granted fornication permits crashes against the rock of the wrong word being used. The second path has the word deriving from the short form of ’For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge.’ Variously, adulterers, rapists, child molesters, and them wot engaged in premarital hanky panky were, as part of their punishment, sentenced to wear a placard announcing their wrongdoing. According to this origin, adulterers locked the stocks in village squares sported ’FUCK’ around their necks as did rapists walking around in prison yards. Here, the word that trips that proposed etymology is the least obvious one — ’For.’ Though displaying miscreants in stocks and public shaming were popular punishments in 18th and 19th century USA, any placards left either on the prisoner or on top of the stock would list the crime succinctly. Thus, someone who’d been caught filtching would have a placard that said ’Thief’ or ’Stealing,’ maybe even ’Stealing a Cow,’ but never one that read ’For Stealing a Cow.’ The ’For’ would be superfluous. Okay, so the word didn’t come to us from an acronym; where did it come from then? According to the alt.usage.english FAQ: [Fuck] is a very old word, recorded in English since the 15th century (few acronyms predate the 20th century), with cognates in other Germanic languages. The Random House Historical Dictionary of American Slang (Random House, 1994, ISBN 0-394-54427-7) cites Middle Dutch fokken = "to thrust, copulate with"; Norwegian dialect fukka = "to copulate"; and Swedish dialect focka = "to strike, push, copulate" and fock = "penis". Although German ficken may enter the picture somehow, it is problematic in having e-grade, or umlaut, where all the others have o-grade or zero-grade of the vowel. AHD1, following Pokorny, derived "feud", "fey", "fickle", "foe", and "fuck" from an Indo-European root peig2 = "hostile"; but AHD2 and AHD3 have dropped this connection for "fuck" and give no pre-Germanic etymon for it. Eric Partridge, in the 7th edition of Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English (Macmillan, 1970), said that "fuck" "almost certainly" comes from the Indo-European root *peuk- = "to prick" (which is the source of the English words "compunction", "expunge", "impugn", "poignant", "point", "pounce", "pugilist", "punctuate", "puncture", "pungent", and "pygmy"). Robert Claiborne, in The Roots of English: A Reader’s Handbook of Word Origin (Times, 1989) agrees that this is "probably" the etymon. Problems with such theories include a distribution that suggests a North-Sea Germanic areal form rather than an inherited one; the murkiness of the phonetic relations; and the fact that no alleged cognate outside Germanic has sexual connotations. In plain English, this means the term’s origin is likely Germanic, even though no one can as yet point to the precise word it came down to us from out of all the possible candidates. Further, a few scholars hold differing pet theories outside of the Germanic origin one, theories which appear to have some holes in them. ’Fuck’ is an old word, even if it’s been an almost taboo term for most of its existence. It was around; it just wasn’t used in common speech all that much, let alone written down and saved for posterity. Likely its meaning contributed to its precise origin becoming lost in the mists of time — scholars of old would have been in no hurry to catalogue the growth of this word, and by the time it forced its way into even the most respectable of dictionaries, its parentage was long forgotten. The earliest cite in The Oxford English Dictionary dates from 1503. John Ayto, in his Dictionary of Word Origins cites a proper name (probably a joke or parody name) of ’John le Fucker’ from 1250, quite possibly proof the word we casually toss about today was being similarly tossed about 750 years ago. Spurious etymologies such as this one satisfy our urge for completion — we want to believe such a naughty word has a salacious back story, something replete with stocks and adulterers, or fornication permits handed out by a king. How utterly prosaic to find out ’fuck’ came to us the way most words sneak into the language — it jumped the fence from another tongue, was spelled and pronounced a bit differently in its new home, and over time drifted into being a distinct word recognized by everyone. Takes all the fun out of it, it does. Acronymic explanations catch our fancy due to the "hidden knowledge" factor. Most of us feel a bit of a glow when we think we’re in possession of information others aren’t privy to, and when a titillating or apt story is thrown in behind the trivia, these things just take off. "Tips" does not come from "To insure prompt service," yet that canard is widely believed. Likewise, "golf" didn’t spring to life out of "Gentlemen only; ladies forbidden," and "posh" did not take its place in our vocabulary from a shortening of "Port out; starboard home." Barbara "port of last call" Mikkelson Sightings: The rock group Van Halen put out an album entitled "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge." Last updated: 8 July 2007 The URL for this page is http://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/fuck.asp Urban Legends Reference Pages © 1995-2007 by Barbara and David P. Mikkelson This material may not be reproduced without permission. Sources Sources: Ayto, John. Dictionary of Word Origins. New York: Arcade Publishing, 1990. ISBN 1-559-70214-1 (pp. 242-243). COMMENTA (0 commenti presenti) - PERMALINK sabato 22 settembre 2007 - ore 11:40 Niente di piu vero...  ..Perche 4 ruote spostano il corpo, due muovono l’anima...   COMMENTA (0 commenti presenti) - PERMALINK > > > MESSAGGI PRECEDENTI |
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