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lunedì 10 maggio 2004 - ore 13:21
Avrà ragione?!
(categoria: " Riflessioni ")
Ogni descrizione fatta da una donna non è mai frutto della sola fantasia, poichè vi concorrono anche eccitamenti sessuali involontari (Oscar Wilde)
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domenica 9 maggio 2004 - ore 23:33
Raf
(categoria: " Musica e Canzoni ")
Beh non credevo che Raf avesse 44 anni!
Certo che se li porta veramente bene
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domenica 9 maggio 2004 - ore 19:57
Da un sito trovato per caso...
(categoria: " Amore & Eros ")
COMMONLY ASKED QUESTIONS About MEN...And Their ANSWERS
Why are men such jerks?
It's a testosterone thing. Much similar to your PMS thing, we men suffer from
testosterone poisoning. Why do you think the average lifespan of a male is
typically 10 years shorter (and it's not just from all the bitching and nagging
we have to endure)? Hormone modifies behavior. We're just misunderstood
Why do men always have to ogle at other women?
Again, this is a testosterone thing. Do you honestly think that all the
testosterone just fell out of our bodies the moment we met you? Besides, women
do it as well. Women are just much better at not getting caught. I'm fairly
certain it's some sort of photographic memory deal. Women take one quick look
and memorize it for later reference. Since men lack this ability, we try to burn
it into our memory by staring as much as we can
Why do men always touch themselves, especially in public?
We occasionally need to adjust our little friend and make him happy. It's much
like adjusting your bra. Being in public is just an added bonus
Why do men always say such stupid things?
We like to. It's actually a whole lot of fun to see our partner frustrated by a
few simple (and well chosen) words
Why are men so uncommunicative?
You'd learn to keep your big mouth shut too if every time you open it you get
into trouble with your partner
Why do men have to act like such retards?
Well, we don't actually have to; we do it because we enjoy it. It's the old
fashioned pride in a job well done that's missing in so much of the world
nowadays
Why can't men just share their feelings?
Do we look like women to you? Why is it so hard to understand that men and
women are different? How are we supposed to share how we feel when we have no
idea how we feel? Unless we're experiencing some extreme emotion like rage,
hatred, disgust, or a brick on our foot, we have no idea how we feel
Personally, I get a headache whenever I try to figure out how I feel.
Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug)?
Please... How many hours do you think there is in a day? We oblige you as much
as we can, but who the heck (besides women) can stand lying around for hours on
end? We men... Men hunters... Need go roam...Starve in cave... Must go find
wildebeest... Now sitting on our asses for hours on end on the other hand is a
whole other story
How can men sit on their asses all day without moving?
Men have very powerful sets of sitting muscles developed by evolution that
enable us to sit for extended periods of time without getting tired. In
prehistoric times, it was often necessary to sit in one spot for extended
periods of time while hunting for prey. The more successful hunters were able to
sit very still for very extended periods of time thereby passing on this ability
to their progeny. The figgidy types were all gobbled up by saber toothed tigers,
etcetera. The end result is that almost all modern men are born with this innate
ability
Why can't men just say "I love you?"
Men are taught from a tender young age to be self-sufficient. To say that we
love you is equivalent to saying that we need you. Most men consider that a
character fault. It's not easy to admit to one's own character faults
Why do men say "I love you" when they hardly know me?
Ho, Ho, Ho... Aren't you special? Well, some men think it's a sure fire way to
get into your pants. Surprisingly, it actually still works quite well
What does it mean when men say "I Love You?
1 Please sleep with me.
2 I'm sorry for whatever it is that I did.
3 I forgot to get you a gift; this will have to do.
4 Huh? I'm sorry; I wasn't listening
5 What did I forget? This should buy me a little time.
6 Stop nagging me.
7 What do I have to do to get a beer around here?
Why doesn't my partner ever answer me?
We just simply don't have the energy to answer every single one of your
questions. If we think we do not have the answer, or that you will not like the
answer, we simply remain quiet and save the energy for other things
Why won't men ever pick up after themselves?
Why should we? It doesn't really bother us that much. Besides, we know darn
well you'll pick it up
What's with all the belching and farting?
This usually only occurs after months of courting. It's our way to let you know
that we're comfortable with you. Believe it or not, it's actually a sign of
affection. Besides, holding it for extended periods of time gives us stomach
cramps
Why do men hate shopping?
It's an evolutionary thing. Men hunt. Women gather. We just want to go out,
kill it, and bring it back. Who wants to spend hours and hours to look at things
we have no intention of killing? err... Buying
Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down?
Have you ever seen one of us pee? The proper position of the toilet seat is up.
Mathematically speaking, the proper position of the toilet seat is a function of
the time spent peeing over the time spent sitting. The closer that ratio
approaches one, the truer the proposition. Besides, it's actually a courtesy
that we lift the seat. Why would we care if we pee all over the seat.
You're the ones that have to sit on it. You should appreciate the fact that we
actually lift the darn thing. We aim to please
Why do men find blonde bimbos attractive?
Are you kidding? Even leaving the physical aside, blonde bimbos are generally
much easier to get along (alone) with. They like having fun and doing exciting
things. They don't walk around with the weight of the world on their shoulders.
They don't ever give us a hard time for being a dumb male; and plus they laugh
at most of our jokes (even the ones they don't get). What more could any of us
males ask for
Why do men act like they own the remote control?
What do you mean act? We do; possession is nine tenths of the law. Besides, it
is an awesome responsibility not to be entrusted to just anyone. I believe the
only fair way to decide who gets the remote control is to arm wrestle for it
Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds?
Are you kidding? What if there is something good on the next channel? We could
miss it if we stay on one channel for too long. (See also: Why do men fear
commitment?
Why do men fear commitment?
Don't be so surprised. Yes; most of us do know what "commitment" means and can
spell it correctly. It's like an automobile. No matter how good you think this
year's model is, they're always coming out with newer, faster, better, sleeker,
and sexier models. We simply cannot be expected to purchase the first one we
see. We must browse around a bit and test drive a few. Who wants to end up with
a lemon? At least with a car, there's a slight chance of it eventually becoming
a classic. It simply makes much more sense to lease and upgrade to the
younger... err... I mean newer models every couple of years. Some of them come
with fun extras like dual air bags
What does it mean when men say, "I'm just not ready for a relationship right
now" or "I don't want a girl friend?
It means that we like you enough to sleep with you, but not enough so that we
want to see you repeatedly
What does it mean when men say, "Can we just be friends?"
Generally, it means that the recipient of said comment is physically repulsive
enough that no beer goggles may be thick enough to provide adequate protection
Do all men really masturbate?
Yes. It is genetically inherited behavior. It's been passed on from our most
primal forefathers, and it'll be passed on to our sons
Why do men generally have greater upper body strength?
Several factors are at work, namely evolution, heredity, nutrition, and
environment. (See also: Do all men really masturbate?
Why do men generally have better hand-eye or spatial coordinate motor
coordination
It is like with all things. Practice... Practice...Practice... (See also: Do
all men really masturbate?
Why are men so obsessed with beautiful women?
As opposed to what? Really ugly women? Face it, if men were obsessed with ugly
women, there would be just as much bitching about why men are so obsessed with
ugly women. No matter how you set this up, some people are always going to be
left out. I don't see anyone screaming about equal treatment for the stupid
people either
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domenica 9 maggio 2004 - ore 19:51
D'ora in poi....
(categoria: " Riflessioni ")
....non dirò più che mi chiamo come lei!
Si potrebbe fraintendere che io sia come lei!
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domenica 9 maggio 2004 - ore 13:09
(categoria: " Vita Quotidiana ")
Ci sarebbero tante cose da scrivere ma forse non basterebbero per ricordare tutto quello che succede.
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lunedì 3 maggio 2004 - ore 13:22
Un tributo....
(categoria: " Musica e Canzoni ")
Gio 13: Supersonica (Tributo ai Subsonica)
Presso lo ZEBBRA di Este (PD)
Come si fa a non andare?!
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lunedì 3 maggio 2004 - ore 12:45
(categoria: " Informatica ")
santa polenta ma proprio oggi dovevano far manutenzione al server di posta?!
Cippiccchiiiaaa!!
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domenica 2 maggio 2004 - ore 23:27
(categoria: " Accadde Domani ")
E riproviamoci.....
ambi su tutte
84-88
84-74
84-89
84-90
84-80
Massimo un 5 colpi e uno di questi dovrebbe uscire...
Si potrebbe poi provare un sistema con 8 fisso su ruota di Palermo con abbinamenti in quartina o cinquina i seguenti numeri:
3-53-38-68-80-82-78-89-90
vedremo come andrà...
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domenica 2 maggio 2004 - ore 19:26
(categoria: " Poesia ")
Conosco vite della cui mancanza
non soffrirei affatto -
di altre invece ogni attimo di assenza
mi sembrerebbe eterno.
Sono scarse di numero - queste ultime -
le prime molto di piu' di un orizzonte
di moscerini
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domenica 2 maggio 2004 - ore 15:46
(categoria: " Riflessioni ")
santa polenta!
perchè tutti i seminari interessanti si sovrappongono tra di loro?!
mah...
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