Messaggio
di Markoski da commentare:
 Discutevo oggi con la Col80 (anche nota come CacCol80, CocaCol80, VaffanCol80, RinCol80, etc etc), e pensavo: ma se una donna usa un vibratore in quei giorni lì (cioè i giorni in cui ha le sue cosa, il ciclo, ee sanguasse, el ragù in tecia, etc etc), viene fuori il mestruo montato?
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Autore:
Lercio
( venerdì 26 novembre 2004, ore 17:27
)
Mousse ai frutti di bosco
Autore:
Markoski
( giovedì 25 novembre 2004, ore 21:36
)
Its been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side
and said "I'm angry"
Five days since you laughed at me saying
Get that together come back and see me
Three days since the living room,
I realized its all my fault, but couldn't tell you
Yesterday, you'd forgiven me
But it'll still be two days 'till I say "I'm sorry"
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish,
Although I like the Chalet Swiss
I like the sushi
Cause its never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like LeAnn Rimes
Because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempferts got the mad hits
You try to match wits
You try to hold me but I bust through
Gonna make a break and take a fake
Id like a stinkin, achin shake
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavors
Gotta see the show,
Cause then you'll know
The Vertigo is gonna grow
Cause its so dangerous,
You'll have to sign a waiver
Bridge:
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Cant understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt
Chorus:
Its been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air and said "you're crazy"
Five days since you tackled me
I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
Its been three days since the afternoon
You realized its not my fault not a moment too soon
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait 'till you say you're sorry
Chickity China the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on,
Were dans la maison
I hope the Smoking Mans in this one
Like Harrison Ford I'm getting Frantic
Like Sting I'm Tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurosawa I make mad films
Okay I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a samurai
Gonna get a set of better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren't always flying off the backswing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing
Bridge:
How can I help it if I think you're funny when youre mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
You soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of losing my shirt
Chorus:
It's been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your sides and said "I'm sorry"
Five days since I laughed at you and said
"You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"
Three days since the living room
We realized were both to blame, but what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
Cause it'll still be two days till we say "were sorry"
It'll still be two days till we say were sorry
It'll still be two days till we say were sorry
Insomma, tra 6 giorni torno.
Autore:
shaula
( giovedì 25 novembre 2004, ore 20:54
)
..no, non è ovvio..
sei tu che sei malato.
torna a casa. te ne prego!!! 
Autore:
Markoski
( giovedì 25 novembre 2004, ore 20:46
)
Ma lo sai che non vedo il sole da un mese? Ma dove cazzo lo tengono, in un caveau? Ovvio che poi uno si immagina il mestruo montato. O la spermesciamella.
Autore:
barotropico
( giovedì 25 novembre 2004, ore 17:17
)
...Zürich ti fa male...
Autore:
col80
( giovedì 25 novembre 2004, ore 13:15
)
Per questo ti ringraziamo....penso che ti offrirò a breve un cono di gelato variegato all'amarena
Autore:
Markoski
( giovedì 25 novembre 2004, ore 12:59
)
e non ho messo la foto della mousse ai mirtilli che avevo trovato.
Autore:
shaula
( mercoledì 24 novembre 2004, ore 20:10
)
disgustoso.
disgustorama.
