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Messaggio di Freno da commentare:

E’ un peccato che, a parte alcuni casi che posso definire eccezioni a tutti gli effetti, la conoscenza dell’inglese sia così poco diffusa tra le persone che conosco (e non solo).

Se tutti padroneggiassero la lingua anglosassone con la stessa padronanza mia o delle persone che solitamente leggono questo blog (le eccezioni di cui sopra), potrei fare un saccone di cose interessanti.

Come ad esempio cantare canzoncine del genere attorno ad un fuoco, usando l’armonica come accompagnamento:

"Hey, guys
This is a song I just wrote
It’s called ’I hate you guys’"

(Harmonica intro)

I hate you guys
You guys are assholes
Especially Kenny
I hate him the most

"O.K. now let’s try one all all together"

I hate you guys.....

"Aa, Come on you guys know all the words"

....Especially Kenny
I hate him the most...

Oppure dedicarmi a nuove hit:

I hate you guys
No matter what you do
You suck cock all day
And you don’t even puke

And you, you stupid Jew
I don’t know why I hang out with you
And you are so fucken poor
I put a penny on your lawn and you would ask for more….

And you are just weird
And you like that hella gay kyle
Your penis is so small
When mine is over a mile…

I hate you guys
No matter what you do
You think Terence and Phillip is stupid
But they are better than you

And you may think my mom is a slut
But I don’t really care
Because all I can do is say fuck you
And you will shit in your underware..

Because………..

I hate you guys
No matter what you do
Your poor, you’re a jew, you’re a fagget
And that is why I hate all of you

Pensate anche quanto sarebbe bello poter scrivere lettere come questa...

Dear guys.

Words cannot express how much I hate you guys. As we fight our way northward into the great unknown, only that one thing remains certain: that I hate you guys with every tired muscle in my Confederate body. We have taken Topeka, and now I must lolly the men over to Missouri. Because I will not stop until we have won it all, and you guys are my slaves. Because, I hate you guys. I hate you guys so very very much.

Yours,
General Cartman Lee

Insomma, studiate l’inglese!

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COMMENTI:

Autore: nuovobonzo
( mercoledì 12 ottobre 2005, ore 14:25 )

AHAH, bellissima l’ultima!!!Cartman aveva scommesso che avrebbero vinto i confederati

Autore: Freno
( martedì 11 ottobre 2005, ore 22:35 )

I hate you guys.

Semplicemente idolo.

Autore: Gatsu81
( martedì 11 ottobre 2005, ore 22:10 )

Ahahahaha io voglio essere come Cartman..fustacchione!!!