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Cappuccetto rosso

Tant ma tant temp ago, ce stava 'na little Cappuccet Red.
One mattin her mamma dissed: "Dear Cappuccet, take this cest to the
nonn, but warning to the lup that is very ma very kattiv! And torn
prest, good luck and in bocc at the lup!" Cappuccett didn't capit
very well this ultim thing... but went away, da sol, with the cest.
Cammining cammining, in the cuor of the forest, at a cert point, she
incontered the lup, who dissed:
"Hi! Piccul piezz' e girl! 'ndove do you go?"
And Cappuccett: "To the nonn with this little cest, which is little but
it is full of a sacc of chocolate and biscots and panetons and more,
more, more... and mirtils".
Ah, what a cul I teng!" dissed the lup, whit a fium of saliv out of the
bocc. And than he dissed: "Beh, now I dev andar because... ops, the
telephonin is squilling, sorry!"
And the lup went away, but not very away... but... to the nonn's house.
Intant Cappuccett Red, who was very ma very lent, lent un casin,
continued for the sentier in the forest.
The lup arrived at the house, suoned the campanel, entered, and -
after saluting the nonn - magned her in a boccon. Then, after sputing
the dentier, he indossed the ridicol night berret and fikked himself
in the let. When Cappuccett Red come to the fint nonn's house, suoned
and entered. But when the little and a bit stupid girl saw the nonn
(non the nonn but the lup, ricord!) dissed: "But nonn, why do you
stay in the let?" And the nonn-lup dissed: "Oh, I've pigliat a stort
to my cavigl doing aerobic..."
"Oh, poor nonn!", said Cappuccett (she was more than a bit stupid, I
think, wasn't she?). Then she dissed: "But... what a big okks you have!
Do you bisogn some collir?"
(In really the lup had fumed a big spinel dop incontered little
Cappuccett Red in the forest).
"Oh no! They are for see you better, my dear (stupid) little girl!",
dissed the nonn-lup.
Then Cappuccett, who was more dur than a block of marm:
"But... what a big orekks you have nonn! Do you have orekkions?"
And the nonn-lup: "Oh no! it's to ascolt you better!"
And Cappuccett (that I think was really really rincoglionited) said:
"But... what a big dents you have!"
And the lup dissed: "it's to magn you better!!!" and magned really tutt
quant the poor little red girl.

But (ta-daaaa!!!) out of the house a simpatic, curious and innocent
cacciator of frodo sented all, and dissed: "Accident! A lup! Its
pellicc val a sac of solds!" And so, spinted only for the compassion
for the little girl, butted a terr the kil of volps, fringuells and
conigls that he had ammazzed till that moment, imbracced the fucil,
entered in the stanz and killed the lup. After squarced his panz
(being attent not to rovin the pellicc...) and tired fora the nonn
(still viv) and Cappuccett (still viv and rincoglionited) and so, at the end, the cacciator of frodo vended the
pellicc and guadagned (honestly) a sac of solds. The nonn magned tutt
the leccornies in the cest. And Cappuccett Red... beh! let her stay,
because she had capit. And so everybody vived felix and content
(maybe not the lup!)

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