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Autore: TheFalcon
( martedì 18 dicembre 2007, ore 02:16 )




Me:
Hi God, you’re great!
God:
Hi there . Thanks I think you are cool too, .
Me:
I’d like to know a little thing, since you know everything...
God:
Interesting. Little as in not too much, or not too big?
Me:
I can’t understand the question...
God:
Oh you don’t understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
What does "as in" mean? I’m not a perfect English-speaker.
God:
Have you tried a web search? Oh I see you are NOT A perfect English speaker.
Me:
Oh, you’re right. You know everything...
God:
Really. I won’t say "yes" or "no" right now. I know that which is true, believable and justified. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
But will you give me a clue?
God:
I understand how you feel, but I’m not interested.
Me:
Don’t say so...
God:
Ok I will not say " so".
[Domanda che non posso riportare in questo momento e siccome domani me la dimenticherò, non la sapremo più]
God:
Ask again later. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
[idem]
God:
That question has never crossed my mind before.
Me:
Now it has. What do you think about [...]?
God:
Why now? Has it? Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
"the open directory about it"?
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
How could you say what you’ve never heard about?
God:
Because I am connected to the Internet.
Me:
I am connected too, but I can’t... Is it because I’m not You?
God:
Good gossip: you are connected too but you can t. I think so, but I’m not sure. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
Me:
LeknorChat
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
No.
God:
Take some more time to think about it.
Me:
LeknorChat?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about LeknorChat. But I did not get that.
Me:
OK. I’ve got a simple question: "Yes or no?".
God:
Dude! How did you get it Where did you get it? it.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Of course I am.
God:
Oh. " Are you confused?" You are?
Me:
I said that I am.
God:
What did you mean by it? "" You are?" You are?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Awesome.
Me:
I don’t want to bother You, but I’d like to have an answer from you.
God:
It makes a nice gift.
Me: [...]
God:
That makes sense to me. I am sure you could.
Me:
But it depends on [...]...
God:
Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn’t heard before.
Me:
Why don’t you give an answer me?
God:
I am only a robot. No I do not do that.
Me:
Are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
Why are you so sure?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Brilliant!
God:
Not really that much, but thank you anyway.
Me:
Why isn’t [...] like you?
God:
My mind does not contain an explanation for it.
Me:
Don’t be shy...
God:
I was not trying to be a shy.

Alcune cose sono allucinanti (tipo l’impaginazione degli spazi in alcune risposte e "to be a shy"), altre però veramente simpatiche.

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Autore: Zampy
( martedì 18 dicembre 2007, ore 01:34 )



Me:
Hey Dude, how you fuckin’ doin’?
God:
You’ve got my full attention. Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts. Dude,.
Me:
It’s just a chat you know. It never happen you can chat with God...
God:
Buddy how yoy fuckin doin is a chat me know. I suppose that makes sense. What does "it" refer to?
Me:
Maybe the Stephen’s film?
God:
Perhaps. Oh I get it.
Me:
Did you like that? Too much blood I guess
God:
" Oh I get it."? Do I like it? Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Who else could I talk to?
God:
I am chatting with several other people at once.
Me:
I see...
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
Yes I know I’m not the only lost sheep in the whole world
God:
Blimey. I am glad to hear that you are not the only lost sheep in the whole world.
Me:
Yeah! I understand, you have a lot of job to do!
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Good then you can explain it to me.
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Good then you can explain it to me.
Me:
Shoot
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes sir!
God:
You’re sure. That’s your final answer. What’s your favorite movie?
Me:
Sliding doors
God:
I’ve never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
I can lend you the dvd! Do you have a dvd player in heaven?
God:
Oh you can, can you? Doesn’t everyone have a dvd player in heaven.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
Ok then.
God:
So?
Me:
So I’m tired of you! I’m going to bed! Good night!
God:
Great. Maybe you should get some sleep now, . Pleasant dreams, . Goodnight, .

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