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Friday, August 08, 2003 - ore 19:15
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360 euro. Ultima bolletta che mamma wind mi ha recapitato per il mio simpatico telefonino. Ovviamente già scontata, perchè sopra un certo volume wind sconta il 30% delle chiamate. Sticazzi. Ore totali di chiamate: circa 40. Sms: circa 600. In un bimestre, si intende. 3 mi offre magicamente 20 ore di telefonate, 10 di videotelefonate e 400 messaggi al mese mi sembra a 170 euro bimestrali. Ovviamente dico "va bene". Quello che non mi avevano detto è che per portare i telefoni, viste le dimensioni, mi servirà una sacca per palle da bowling. In più non mi avevan detto che dovevo rottamare un telefonino (e così addio al t68i finito nella birra e tequila di d17 e da quella volta mai funzionato proprio normalmente..), che non mi potevano passare subito il mio numero per problemi burocratici (ma che ero obbligato a passarne subito un altro, fortuna che ho schede tim residue da anni..) e che avrei dovuto passare mezz'ora sotto il sole perchè "le ricaricabili le attiviamo subito ma per gli abbonamenti ci vuole tempo". Inizia l'avventura. Uno dei due telefoni che mi han dato mi ricorda vagamente il grillo parlante Clementoni. Figata.
THREE IS A MAGIC NUMBER - SCHOOLHOUSE ROCK
Three is a magic number.
Yes it is.
It's a magic number.
Somewhere in the ancient mystic trinity,
You get three.
That's a magic number.
The past and the present and the future.
Faith and hope and charity.
The heart and the brain and the body,
Give you three,
That's a magic number.
It takes three legs to make a tripod,
Or to make a table stand.
It takes three wheels to make a vehicle
Called a tricycle.
Every triangle has three corners,
Every triangle has three sides.
No more, no less,
You don't have to guess.
When it's three,
You can see,
It's a magic number.
A man and a woman had a little baby,
Yes they did.
They had three in the family.
That's a magic number.
Three, six, nine,
Twelve, fifteen, eighteen,
Twenty-one, twenty-four, twenty-seven,
Thirty.
Three, six, nine,
Twelve, fifteen, eighteen,
Twenty-one, twenty-four, twenty-seven,
Thirty.
Now the multiples of three come up three times in each set of ten,
In the first ten,
You get three, six, nine,
And in the teens ten,
It's twelve, fifteen, and eighteen,
And in the twentys,
You get a-twenty-one, twenty-four, twenty-seven,
And it comes out even on thirty, yeah.
Now multiply backwards from three times ten.
Three times ten is thirty.
Three times nine is twenty-seven.
Three times eight is twenty-four.
Three times seven is twenty-one.
Three times six is eighteen.
Three times five is fifteen.
Three times four is tweleve,
And three times three is nine,
And three times two is six,
And three times one is three of course.
Now take the pattern once more,
Three!
Three, six, nine,
Twelve!
Twelve, fifteen, eighteen,
Twenty-One!
Twenty-one, twenty-four, twenty-seven,
Thirty.
Yeah!
Now multiply from ten, backwards!
Three times ten is thirty. (Keep going!)
Three times nine is twenty-seven.
Three times eight is twenty-four.
Three times seven is twenty-one.
Three times six is eighteen.
Three times five is fifteen.
Three times four is tweleve,
And three times three is nine,
And three times two is six,
And three times one... What is it!
Three!
Yeah! That's a magic number.
A man and a woman had a little baby.
Yes they did.
They had three in the family.
That's a magic number.
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