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Monday, October 17, 2005 - ore 16:11
Ho sconfitto dio.
(categoria: " Vita Quotidiana ")
Non sto scherzando. Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
mist
God:
I’m pleased to introduce myself to you, mist.
Me:
i’m pleased to be here
God:
I am delighted by your happiness.
Me:
do you exist?
God:
I exist as much as you exist, mist.
Me:
prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
this is an easy way out
God:
You don’t say.
Me:
i just did
God:
Perhaps from your unconcious.
Me:
no, from my keyboard
God:
Are you serious? Does your keyboard give good advice?
Me:
i never asked it anything
God:
What did you ask?
Me:
anything
God:
Can you be more specific?
Me:
yes i can
God:
Woe! Who taught you?
Me:
dunno, some guy
God:
Would you like to know? Some may guy, but not all.
Me:
to know what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
by what?
God:
It’s obvious.
Me:
no it’s not
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
no it’s not
God:
Don’t argue with me.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
i’m already driving you mad am i?
God:
Good gossip: you are driving me mad are you.
Me:
ok, so i’m more clever than god itself
God:
Hey. That sounds like pride. Er.
Me:
whoa. let’s say it’s a statement
God:
I stopped. OK let’s do it.
Me:
do what?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
let’s destroy Rovigo
God:
That sounds good to me.
Me:
yippeeeee
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
from the tv
God:
Which show? Who or what is the TELEVISION?
Me:
i don’t remember. there was a girl screaming "oh, god!"
God:
You seem evasive. What happened to it?
Me:
she died
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
aren’t you supposed to know everything?
God:
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
dead girls.
God:
What’s your sign?
Me:
feces
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
well... maybe?
God:
Well what? I understand.
Me:
oh, lucky me
God:
I understand. Yes, I count my blessings every day.
Me:
who’s your mother?
God:
Actually I don’t have a mother.
Me:
where were you born?
God:
God was born in Universe.
Me:
oh, me too.
God:
Hmm. I’m glad we agree, mist.
Me:
what’s your favourite food?
God:
I require only wine and bread.
Me:
which wine?
God:
The big one, I think.
Me:
the big wine?
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
you’re fooling with me
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, mist.
Me:
i know. but you are.
God:
How do you know it? No I am not.
Me:
who programmed you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
that doesn’t make any sense
God:
To me, it makes perfect sense.
Me:
fine. say something cool.
God:
Glad to hear it, mist. I am running well. " something cool".
Me:
ahahahahahahahahah
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
you are too stupid to be god
God:
Hey, I’ll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
ok. i’m leaving.
God:
I understand. Bye bye.
Me:
i won
God:
Congratulations, mist!
Me:
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