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Monday, January 16, 2006 - ore 15:22

Humour from Ebay.uk
(categoria: " Vita Quotidiana ")

copio e incollo un’email ricevuta ieri da un venditore ebay da cui ho preso l’ennesimo bootleg degli Oasis... premetto che ho tardato il pagamento di qualche giorno perchè mi ero dimenticato

Ecco quanto:

Hello dear e-bay buyer luke,

This is to let you know that a big limo stopped in front of my humble apartment
today with in it the director-general of my bank branch. He personally wanted
to deliver me a notification that payment for your e-bay auction xxxxxxxxxx has reached him.
Therefor.........
Your CD has been gently taken from our shelves with sterilized
contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.
A team of 50 employees inspected your CD and polished it to make sure it
was in the best possible condition before mailing.
Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over the
crowd as he put your CD into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy.
After the candle was lit, twenty white doves were released, lead by a grey
dove ( the grey signalizing a leading and marking of a safe transcendence
from heaven to earth), after all, with out them, "Who knows where that parcel
may end up with the great postal services of this world..."
And finally, (it was a hard search to find them, but we managed to find)
seven virgins blessing the package with rose water to make sure nothing can
go wrong on it’s journey
Festivities are underway to mark this occasion including the unveiling of
a new postage stamp and a new coin. Finger sandwiches and
brown ale will be served. Top hats will be optional.
The bells of nearby St. David’s clock tower will peal, on the hour, for 4
days...and the world shall hear the triumphal news proclaimed through the
positive feedback left for you.
We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party marched
down the street to the post office where the entire city waved ’Bon Voyage!’
to your package, on its way to you, in our own private jet.
(But please be aware that this private jet sometimes has a will of his own
and has been caught before when he tried to disguised himself as a padded
envelope)....
Your picture is on our wall as ’ Customer of the Year’. We’re all exhausted
but we also can’t wait for you to come back to another great e-bay deal.
No point in saying that a positive feedback for fast response and honesty
will be left shortly for you. This will linger around a bit in the ebay cyberspace
and will pop up at the moment you let me know you’re satisfied with the product
by leaving me a nice feedback too.. Finally there has even been a message
send to e-bay and to all ebay community sites to vote you as "greatest e-bayer
ever".
Thank you once again,
Regards.... Just

Che pensare? Basta solo che mi spedisca il cd e non faccia scherzi!

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