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Monday, August 21, 2006 - ore 20:44
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buona sera e ben trovati!
tornato da una due giorni sul lago molto nice...
La eos20d fa delle cose da paura!!!!
"...Questo è un posto che quasi non esiste. E se chiedi della locanda Almayer, la gente ti guarda e non sa..."
te lo ridico anche qui, grazie per avermi fatto scoprire Baricco.
Un bacione...
E ora per chi vuol farsi due risate, se già non la conoscete:
> >The very story of "Cappuccett Red"
> >
> >One mattin Cappuccet Red’s mamma dissed:
> >"Dear Cappuccett, take this cest to the nonn, but
> >attention to the lup that is very ma very kattiv!
> >And torn prest! Good luck! And in bocc at the lup!".
> >Cappuccett didn’t cap very well this ultim thing but
> >went away, da sol, with the cest.
> >
> >Cammining cammining, in the cuor of the forest, at
> >acert punt she incontered the lup, who dissed:
> >"Hi! Piccula piezz’egirl! ’Ndove do you go?".
> >
> >"To the nonn with this little cest, which is little
> >but it is full of a sacc of chocolate and biscots
> >and panettons and more and mirtills", she dissed.
> >
> >"Ah, mannagg ’a Maruschella (maybe an expression
> >com: what a cul that had) dissed
> >the lup, with a
> >fium of saliv out of the bocc.
> >And so the lup dissed: "Beh, now I dev andar because
> >the telephonin is squilling, sorry."
> >And the lup went away, but not very away, but to
> >the nonn’s House.
> >
> >Cappuccett Red, who was very ma very lent, lent un
> >casin, continued for her sentier in the forest.
> >
> >The lup arrived at the house, suoned the campanel,
> >entered, and after saluting the nonn, magned her
> >in a boccon. Then, after sputing the dentier,
> >he indossed the ridicol night beret and fikked
> >himself in the let.
> >
> >When Cappuccett Red came to the fint nonn’s house,
> >suoned and entered. But when the little and stupid
> >girl saw the nonn (non was the nonn, but the lup,
> >ricord?) dissed: "But nonn, why do you stay in let?".
> >
> >And
> >the nonn-lup: "Oh, I’ve stort my cavigl doing
> >aerobics!". "Oh, poor nonn!", said Cappuccett
> >(she was more than stupid, I think, wasn’t she?).
> >Then she dissed: "But...what big okks you have! Do
> >you bisogn some collir?".
> >
> >"Oh, no! It’s for see you better, my dear (stupid)
> >little girl", dissed the nonn-lup. Then cappuccett,
> >who was more dur than a block of marm: "But what
> >big oreks you have! Do you have the Orekkions?". And
> >the nonn-lup: "Oh, no! It is to ascolt you better".
> >And Cappuccett (that I think was now really
> >rincoglionited) said: "But what big dents you have!".
> >
> >And the lup, at this point dissed: "It is to magn
> >you better!". And magned really tutt quant the poor
> >little girl.
> >
> >But (ta dah!) out of the house a simpatic, curious
> >and innocent
> >cacciator of frod sented all and dissed:
> >"Accident! A lup! Its pellicc vals a sac of solds".
> >
> >And so, spinted only for the compassion for the
> >little girl, butted a terr many kils of volps,
> >fringuells and conigls that he had ammazzed till that
> >moment, imbracced the fucil, entered in the stanz
> >and killed the lup.
> >
> >Then squarced his panz (being attent not to rovin
> >the pellicc) and tired fora the nonn (still viv)
> >and Cappuccett (still rincoglionited). And so, at
> >the end, the cacciator of frod vended the pellicc
> >and guadagned honestly a sacc of solds.
> >
> >The nonn magned tutt the leccornies that were in the cest.
> >And so, everybody lived felicis and content
> >(maybe not the lup!).
>
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