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Friday, December 08, 2006 - ore 19:14
Il mio Idolo
(categoria: " Vita Quotidiana ")
Dr. Cox: ...And bam! The shine’s off the apple. And that’s when you find out that that pretty little girl you married isn’t a pretty little girl at all. No, she’s a man-eater. And I’m not talking about the "whoa-whoa, here she comes" kind of man-eater. I’m talking about the kind that uses your dignity as a dishtowel to wipe up any shreds of manhood that might be stuck inside the sink. Of course, I may have tormented her from time to time; but, honest to God, that’s what I thought marriage was all about. So much so that, by the end of that relationship, I honestly don’t know who I hated more - her or me? I used to sit around and wonder... why our friends weren’t trying to destroy each other, like we were. And here, it turns out, the answer’s pretty simple: They weren’t unhappy. We were.
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Dr. Cox: Let me introduce you to, A Man Who Doesn’t Care.
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[mimicking Dr. Cox in front of him]
J.D.: [whistles] Here’s the deal, Eleonore. We’re gonna go ahead and get a full work-up on this guy. So while drop an NG2 and do a gastric lavage, why don’t you go ahead and get an order order on EKG with cardio-bio-markers? If you need to know where those are, they are on page 37 of the Ann Teller catalogue, right next to that salmon cable-knit sweater you wanted for so long but haven’t had the courage to order, because you worried the weave is so thin, your nipples just might go ahead and peak their pink selves through! Isn’t that right, Dr. Cox? Dr. Cooox!
Dr. Cox: [mimicking the J.D. daydream stare] Uhm, I’m sorry. Here I was in my own little world, talking to myself, dreaming about candy bracelets.
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