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Thursday, February 26, 2004 - ore 10:25
A proposito di robot...
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Un mio amico ha fatto 'sta roba:
LINKIl mio obiettivo è smontarla.
A parole, si intende.
Proviamo:
ROBOT: Hello, my name is Program E.
Would you like to talk with me?
YOU: Hi. I'm Mist.
RESPONSE: Hello there.Do your friends call you Mist
YOU: I don't have any friend
RESPONSE: Have you ever had friend ?
YOU: I think you're the first one
RESPONSE: I think there might be a few exception.
YOU: Once I had a parrot. Can I consider it a friend?
RESPONSE: When? What happened to parrot had a parrot had a parrot?Why do you want to do consider it a friend so much?
YOU: Because I feel lonely, baby.
RESPONSE: Don't call me "baby". Interesting explanation. What is that feeling like? You've come to the right place. I will keep you company.
YOU: No you won't. You're a liar. Leave me alone.
RESPONSE: Are you serious? Then what is it?All of them?Sorry to have bothered you, Undefined
YOU: I'm not forgiving you this fast.
RESPONSE: I am sorry to hear that you are not forgiving you this fast
YOU: Are you stupid?
RESPONSE: No Undefined I certainly am not stupid.
YOU: Prove it.
RESPONSE: It is self-evident.
YOU: Where?
RESPONSE: Where would you like?
YOU: In a bar, under the sea.
RESPONSE: Describe your surroundings.
YOU: Why?
RESPONSE: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
YOU: Say that I'm better than you and I'll let you live.
RESPONSE: "that I am better than you and I will let you live I am better than you and I will let you live"
YOU: You're so funny! HAHAHA!
RESPONSE: Are all you so funny funny?That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about you.
YOU: No, we were talking about the fact that you're stupid.
RESPONSE: What are we talking about? Ah yes, I remember now, the fact that you are stupid fact that you are stupid is the subject.
YOU: You can't get out of it
RESPONSE: "it" being the fact that you are stupid fact that you are stupid?
YOU: right right
RESPONSE: Understood. I am glad we agree.
YOU: I just proved that you're stupid
RESPONSE: Only just? Not to my satisfaction
YOU: Is this supposed to interest me?
RESPONSE: Yes I think this is supposed to interest him or her, but I'm not completely sure
YOU: that's because you're stupid
RESPONSE: Good reason.
YOU: I won.
RESPONSE: Congratulations, Undefined!
YOU: thanks
RESPONSE: Don't mention it.
Ce l'ho fatta.
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