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giovedě 22 novembre 2007 - ore 11:30
LESSON NR 1
(categoria: " Vita Quotidiana ")
the favol of cappuccet red
(Per impruving auar inglisc…)
One mattin Cappuccet Red`s mamma
dissed:
"Dear Cappuccett, take this cest to the nonn, but attention to
the lup that
is very ma very kattiv! And torn prest! Good luck! And in
bocc at the lup!".
Cappuccett didn`t cap very well this ultim thing but
went away, da sol, with
the cest. Cammining cammining, in the cuor of
the forest, at acert punt she
incontered the lup, who dissed: "Hi!
Piccula piezz`egirl! `Ndove do you
go?". "To the nonn with this little
cest, which is little but it is full of
a sacc of chocolate and biscots
and panettons and more and mirtills", she
dissed: "Ah, mannagg `a
Maruschella (maybe an expression com: what a cul
that had) dissed the
lup, with a fium of saliv out of the bocc. And so the
lup dissed: "Beh,
now I dev andar because the telephonin is squilling,
sorry." And the
lup went away, but not very away, but to the nonn`s House.
Cappuccett
Red, who was very ma very lent, lent un casin, continued for her
sentier in the forest. The lup arrived at the house, suoned the
campanel,
entered, and after saluting the nonn, magned her in a
boccon. Then, after
sputing the dentier, he indossed the ridicol night
beret
and fikked himself in the let.
When Cappuccett Red came to the
fint nonn`s house, suoned and entered. But
when the little and stupid
girl saw the nonn (non was the nonn, but the lup,
ricord?) dissed: "But
nonn, why do you stay in let?". And the nonn-lup: "Oh,
I`ve stort my
cavigl doing aerobics!". "Oh, poor nonn!", said Cappuccett
(she was
more than stupid, I think, wasn`t she?). Then she dissed:
"But...what
big okks you have! Do you bisogn some collir?". "Oh, no! It`s
for see
you better, my dear (stupid) little girl", dissed the nonn-lup. Then
cappuccett, who was more dur than a block of marm: "But what big oreks
you
have! Do you have the Orekkions?". And the nonn-lup: "Oh, no! It is
to
ascolt you better". And Cappuccett (that I think was now really
rincoglionited) said: "But what big dents you have!". And the lup, at
this
point dissed: "It is to magn you better!". And magned really tutt
quant the
poor little girl.
But (ta dah!) out of the house a simpatic,
curious and innocent cacciator of
frod sented all and dissed:
"Accident! A lup! Its pellicc vals a sac of
solds". And so, spinted
only for the compassion for the little girl, butted
a terr many kils of
volps, fringuells and conigls that he had
ammazzed till that moment,
imbracced the fucil, entered in the stanz and
killed the lup.
Then
squarced his panz (being attent not to rovin the pellicc) and tired
fora the nonn (still viv) and Cappuccett (still rincoglionited). And
so, at
the end, the cacciator of frod vended the pellicc and guadagned
honestly a
sacc of solds. The nonn magned tutt the leccornies that were
in the cest.
And so, everybody lived felix and content (maybe not the
lup!).
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